Too Clever

"Do you have time to talk to me?"
"Actually I'm a little bit of a hurry. I don't. Sorry."
"What's your favorite candy?"
"I don't know. Kit kat?"
"Let's say you have 1440 kit kats."
"Okay."
"Would you give me 5?"
"Of course."
"Well you have 1440 minutes in your day, and I'm just asking for 5."
...
"This was a very special kit kat. Bye."

(Source)