Wrong Decision

Defense: Due to the congestion of the courts system, the Supreme Court has ruled in the Jordan Decision that delays in excess of thirty months are unconstitutional. We've been waiting for five years, move to dismiss.

Crown: We couldn't possibly move any faster because the courts system is so congested.

Judge: Sounds plausible, the Decision that applies to court congestion doesn't apply here because of court congestion. Motion to dismiss denied, wah wah.

(Original Article)