My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

So we see a preview for this thing and Jenn decides she wants to watch the original. We're both pretty sure we own it... but it isn't in the collection of ripped DVDs.

"OK, so we can work around," she says, clicking over to NetFlix. And once again proving that NetFlix is for browsing not for watching, she can't find it there either.

"Well, I didn't want to buy it, but I guess we have no choice," she says, and clicks back to the iTunes movie store.... and it isn't in there either.

"So let me get this straight," I said. "They made a sequel to a movie so bad it isn't on iTunes OR NetFlix?"

I clearly don't understand Hollywood.