Review: Burlesque

Plotwise this is a terrible movie. The main protagonist's trajectory is only up, up, up. The only crisis in her trajectory is an incompetent professional rival who merely provides a platform for our protagonist to show how wonderful she is; and will she find a boyfriend. The main crisis in the film, the club's survival, is driven by a supporting character.

If you ignore that, it was loud (which might have something to do with the TV it was displayed on) and choppy (which might have something to do with the network it was streamed over).