2013-06-29

Minmus-1: A Chronicle Of Failure

In which repeated attempts to land on Minmus go hilariously wrong.

2013-06-24

Eccentricity Valuation

I walked around all day with a screwdriver attached to my shirt collar.  It is a pencil-sized screwdriver with a shirt-pocket clip on it.  Today was clean up day this morning, so when doing the kitchen I clipped it to my shirt collar (because this shirt doesn't have a pocket) so I could take it back upstairs where it lives.

I'm not sure which is worse -- the fact that I walked around all day with it on, or that I'm considered eccentric enough that nobody I encountered (at the office or at a customer site) pointed it out to me.

Descent Into txtspk

And here's two photos of the advertising rotation on a major petroleum company's pumps:



Am I the only one who is bothered by this text-speak?  Is it really too much to expect complete, proper english?

And while I'm at it, those kids need to stay the hell off my lawn.

Reassurance

Somehow I am not comfortable with the idea that the people who wrote this website have written code that manipulates my hard drive at a low level:

Language matters.

2013-06-22

The Problem

So I was slumming in the Linux Community on Google Plus, and this came up:


I presume as a joke.

And it occurred to me that this kind of attitude that Linux fan-bois have, this "you can build whatever you want" kind of attitude, is a problem.

But the big problem is that they don't understand that it is a problem.

Imagine if cars were really sold like this.  Where you bought a chassis and everything else,rig Dow to the trim and seat belt buckes, were individually optioned.  And then the new owner had to spend three weeks assembling the thing.  You would end up with a lot of cars built and assembled to a simple cook book put together by some authority.  And most of the resulting cars would be poorly put together, and probably quite unsafe.  Those built by the enthusiasts would be works of woder, one-off customs which excelled in some way or other, but on average most of us would drive pieces of junk.

Being able to buy a car that has been properly designed, and assembled by a professional workforce, lets us all drive cars which are, on average, much safer and better.  The cost of enthusiasts being bored is frankly an easy one to pay.

Actually it occurs to me that this is exactly the way kit cars are/were sold.  And the market spoke.  The sheeple wanted reliable, boring cars.  

But back to computing.  The fan-bois claim that you can do anything with Linux that you can with Windows; and while in broad strokes it is true (you can write a letter) it isn't in the way that most people care about (you can't write a letter in Word 2013).  

(But why do you need Word 2013?)

Because that is the format that all these other letters are in.

(So everyone should change!)

Yeah, good luck with that.


2013-06-07

On-World Off-Roading

In which we play with cars.

2013-06-04

Intentional Transit

In which Sally gets some company.